The creator of The Dad curates the best memes for dads to laugh at after a tough day of changing diapers and calming tantrums.
Nobody ever tells you how much of parenting is just standing in a parking lot waiting for your kid to get out of the car.
I hope everyone is having a good day except for whoever taught my 8yo the word
To build character, I make my kids stare at this for 5 minutes before they can use the WiFi
Dad can you fix my toy? Does it make noise? If so, no, sorry, it's broken forever. If not, of course, I'll get the super glue.
How I feel when I nail the air drumming on In The Air Tonight
Took it upon myself to swap out my wife's front door wreath for the fall. Nailed it.
When you ask your son to shovel the driveway and look out the window and he's shoveling the yard.
Walk into my wife's high school reunion like what up I got a big chance of embarrassing her tonight
The "we don't even own a tv" starter pack.
Literally only 15 minutes of fun! Inflatable pool.
When you were at your grandma's and you saw these bad boys you knew the Kool Aid and leftovers were gonna be on point
In a feeble attempt to reestablish shower space dominance, I placed my entire bulk supply of 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash on the bathtub ledge
Me, in 1995: C'mon goofy, let your son go to the concert. It means so much to him. Me, now: C'mon Max, go on the trip with your dad. It means so much to him.
I know time travel doesn't exist but my mom found my old Starter jacket and I'm wearing it while playing Super Nintendo games on the Switch so that's pretty close
Proudly showing my wife the basil I picked up at the store like she asked
Storms: *exist* Dads: *watch them from the garage*
How I feel when I nail the air drumming on In The Air Tonight
When my son says "When I'm a dad I won't tell lame jokes like you do."
When you drive past your neighbor you've lived next to for 5 years but you still don't know their name
Hey kids, gather 'round. I'd like to share with you a classic film from my childhood that literally changed my life and shaped who I am as a person. Kids: This is boring
When a pic of your cat gets 5 likes on instagram
When I'm grilling and a piece of meat slips through the grates
Listening to hardcore gangsta rap after dropping my kids off at school, in order to detox from the Lego Movie 2 soundtrack
My wife wanted me to wear a vest but I'm not a vest guy so we compromised and I wore a vest.
When I'm at someone's house and it's cold outside but they have the thermostat set to 76 and I can't stop thinking about how high their utility bill will be this month
My house has two temperatures in the winter.
Gaming meme. A parent's character evolution. Level 0 to Level 5
I asked m son what he wants to be when he grows up and he said "a dad." That's the best parenting compliment I've ever received
Shout out to this man for being a strong father figure who challenged me with hard work and kept me out of trouble during the summer of 1998
When my kid tells me he's too old to ride on my shoulders
Parenting energy levels: 6am tired, 1pm tired, 6pm tired, 2am tired
Kids before and after 5 minutes in a bounce house.
Parenting tip: Any time can be midnight if you search for last year's ball drop on YouTube.
The "kid born between 1980-1992 who wants to be a ninja when he grows up" starter pack
Ya know how motorcycle owners wave to each other as a sign of solidarity. Dads driving minivans do that too but it looks like this.
A single leaf hits the ground
The elevator buttons parents need: Reset because my kid pressed every floor and Fake button for the kid who didn't get to press any
Up at 2am playing Zelda by myself
8yo me who just mixed every type of soft drink at Chuck E Cheese
When I spend a whole round of Fortnite closing all the doors saying we're not paying to heat the whole island
I feel like this project is bringing us closer together. I wonder how long it would take you to bleed out if I stabbed you with a hex wrench.
When I finally remember my reusable grocery bags.